February 2012
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How Do You Get Pink Eye?
laughingsquid:
How Do You Get Pink Eye?
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Jillian Michaels just kicked my ass
Holy balls
baraboobies:
if i were famous i would tweet back fans all the time and be like “i probably just gave that person a heart attack ha hA HA”
JUST ANNOUNCED: JKR TO WRITE A NEW NOVEL! →
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grannysmythe:
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
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Neil Diamond: Haaaaaaaaaands~
Me:
Neil Diamond: Touching haaaaaaaands~
Me:
Neil Diamond: Reaching oooout~
Me:
Neil Diamond: Touching meeeee~
Me:
Neil Diamond: Touching youuuu~
Me: SWEEEEET CAROLINE, BUH-BUH-BUH.
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about God.
Government: Take them to church.
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anakochen:
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