February 2011
January 2011
Does this girl ever close her mouth?
fuckyeahlaughters:
Answer: no.
The worst soap opera cliffhanger lines leading...
starlitskyandyouandme:
According to Colin Mochrie:
What’s for dinner?
Wait a minute, this says you shouldn’t operate heavy machinery.
99… Here I come.
notgalifianakis:
Braces are the bear traps of blow jobs.
Looking at disturbing images on the Internet.
the-lonely-basorex:
Expectation
Reality
When someone asks me too much questions during...
joyneeee:
“Wow. No God. If Mum had lied to me about God, had she also lied to me about...”
– Ricky Gervais
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
fuckyeahlolthings:
domo-kunt:
bekkijaneclark:
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
ALL THE DAMN TIME.
YUP
When you're told to wait in the car by yourself...
mengieeexoxo:
Superman came
fuckyeahlaughters:
sofapizza:
gotta use protection.. i never bj without a helmet.
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Someone rings the doorbell:
inkyfurreal:
You’re just chillin watching tv and all of a sudden you’re like:
You just kinda sit there for a few seconds like:
Then you run to the door like:
You slowly look through the peep hole like:
And you see:
You’re like:
Because YOU KNOW he’s definitely about to be like:
After a good five minutes of:
He finally walks away like:
And you just stand there for a few...