January 2012
December 2011
wintersoldiers:
if I hate you you aren’t allowed to like the same things as me
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
rune-midgarts:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
what
/vomits
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robotlyra:
If tumblr was McDonalds, all the burgers and sandwiches and nuggets and fries would be served without condiments. You’d be free to bring and add your own condiments to actually make the dining experience fully ENJOYABLE, but occasionally Ronald McDonald would stand by your table, sigh disapprovingly and comment on how all the ketchup stains make his life so hard.
6 tags
The antibiotic I’m taking for my throat makes my birth control pill ineffective for 15+ days and also may cause yeast infections.
whoops
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me:
quazza:
nickmooregasm:
Hi I’m Ted Allen, welcome to Chopped!
Please open your baskets.
And your first ingredient is: Plain old cabbage
Your second ingredient is: 2 plastic bags
The third ingredient is: A young rhesus monkey
And your final ingredient is: Some reams of paper
Ooooh that last one is going to trip up some of our competitors.
This is a great post good LORD
